[ When you deal with as many jerks as he does, you stop being a jerk altogether after a while. ]

Ah, there's a button here... see, at the moment, it says "Sym" on it.

[ He'll go ahead and step over to show him, this is the power of contextual buttons and old-timey phones. ]

Some people just forego punctuation since it's a bit of a hassle to get to. No one will mind if you simply send multiple lines of text.