[That first remark earns this woman an eyebrow raise. Tulip is from a tiny town in West Texas. Everyone knows what holy book she's talking about. But clearly this woman is extremely sheltered, if her words are any indication.]

Well, I don't see no people 'round here that I know. Just as well. I hang out with a buncha assholes. Sorry, no, I can't pretend this is normal, you don't know what the Bible is? Tell me you're at least familiar with the beardy white guy upstairs. You know, God?

[Like, yeah, she gets atheists, but most of them at least have a passing familiarity with what they don't believe in.]