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Jamie Alan Grant Saunders ([personal profile] neart) wrote in [community profile] thebreathing 2017-06-24 03:51 am (UTC)

JAGS. NATIVE. SECURITY AND SUPPLY RUNS.

WAKING UP

[ newbies, you're in luck today because jags is in the house. he's usually too busy to be here for the meet and greet, but he's dropped by to pick up the latest record sheet for new arrivals. if you have any questions about security regulations, available weapons or supply runs, you come to him.

just a forewarning, he has a knack for making carey seem nice. and yes, that accent is scottish. he's only american by sudden zombie apocalypse.
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EXPLORING

[ if you go down to wilshire boulevard, you're gonna find aqora's security building. all weapons are stored within, so it's kinda the place to go to before every supply run. you can request or log in armaments there. at the front counter, you'll find the records for who's gone out on runs, who's returned so far, and a timetable for daily scouting missions (which you can feel free to sign up for). if you want to know the names of residences and new arrivals in the settlement, this is where you'll be able to get the information you need as well.

a member of the security team will always be around to assist you.

aside from the main office and weapons storage, the security building also has a pub, a gym, various training areas, rooms for security team members, and a jail. if you're interested in joining either the security team or be part of the scouts, you can talk to jags. he's occasionally around when he's not at one of the gates.

also, important to note: remember to log in whenever you go out or return from a run. there is both a records sheet in the building and at each of the four gates. if you forget to do it at the gate, then you're gonna have to do it at the front counter here. you can drop off your finds with morna first if you want, but don't forget to report in.

the team is pretty good at making sure people fill out the log when they're going out (since they won't be allowed to leave otherwise), but they can't always keep track of the ones who return and decide to forego sign in for the supply room first.
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NETWORK

psa to all the lazy pile of shitehawks out there

i am not the fuckin log
i repeat: I AM NOT THE FUCKIN LOG
it doesn't take a brainiac to sign your name on a sheet of paper when you come back

unless you've lost both your hands or you're dying on a table rn you have no excuse
get your good for nothing ass down to sb asap
if anyone reports in w only a text again i will personally see to it that your face gets a first class intro to my fist

this psa was brought to you by your most gracious and accommodating head of security
have a lovely fuckin day

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